Time tells

le-blastoise:

me:

my arm hurts

mom:

it's the computer

me:

my eyes hurt

mom:

it's the computer

me:

i have a nosebleed

mom:

it's the computer

me:

i have a fever

mom:

are you sure it's not the heat from the computer

me:

im pregnant

mom:

it's the computer

me:

i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone

mom:

the computer pushed you didnt it

somebodytoloves:

somebodytoloves:

some white girls should just never dance 

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(via ruinedchildhood)

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

(Quelle: wildthingsandrippedjeans, via coluring)

sophie-the-demigod:

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE

(via dutchster)

hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

(Quelle: atomsofrocks, via ruinedchildhood)

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

(via sniffing)

lordoftheinternet:

every breath you take

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i’ll be watching you

(via d0nn0)