Time tells

idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

(via evans-dxck)

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(Quelle: j6, via ruinedchildhood)


arielthethirdannathesecond:

Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.

arielthethirdannathesecond:

Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.

(Quelle: jonathangriff, via idjit-winchesters-in-the-impala)

what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

(Quelle: bunnyravio, via pinkhuns)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via pinkhuns)

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(Quelle: hurried, via dutchster)

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

(via im-bruised)

lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

(via ugly)

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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(via d0nn0)

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

(via duizheng)