Time tells

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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(via ugly)

Me looking at flowers:

if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress

stridering:

darknesssyndicate:

stridering:

I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??

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LITTLE TEENY DICE

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ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL

When you need a little luck

son oF A BITCH

(via okay)

11 pm:

I think I might go to bed early tonight

3 am:

lol

debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet

(via trust)

me:

im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..

me:

gets in bed

me:

how was earth created

me:

who made microwaves

me:

how does the internet even work

me:

i'm hungry

me:

feels bad about something i did 4 years ago

me:

remembers 73 unfinished tasks

me:

too tired to sleep

thibaudpoirier:

Lightning Storm in Paris. Photography by Thibaud Poirier

Chased the lightning over Paris last night, managed to get shots of a few cool places around the city.

(via surprisebitch)

aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

(Quelle: liveleak.com, via ugly)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via tipslip)