Time tells

rainbowsandfood:

Literally my favorite vine of all time

(Quelle: katara, via d0nn0)

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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(via tipslip)

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

(via joshpeck)

nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

(via f-furtive)

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

(via d0nn0)

well-fuck-you-guys:

meladoodle:

bombing:

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates

bombing

pemsylvania

bewbin

Well fuck you guys

Meladoodle

(via bewbin)

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Quelle: tastefullyoffensive, via sniffing)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via yelled)